switchvariable: I think he made the same lame eighth grade attempts to land a date as the rest of us, and failed like most of us

No Name: Ah, well, I would guess it takes special kind of people to land dates on will. The rest of us have to live on mercy of fate.

switchvariable: really? my friend claims he has a %100 success rate with this one pickup line

No Name: what is it/

switchvariable: 'Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?'