I heard on the news that somebody made Jesus out of chocolate. And that got me thinking... why aren't there chocolate jesus's being sold around? Hell, I'll buy one, just as long as they make him milk chocolate. For the racists down south, make the jesus out of whtie chocolate. You can feel him with caramel or wine for communion. You can even put some inspirational bible passages on little pieces of rice paper inside of Jesus so that kids would heal their souls while their teeth are rotting.
And then.. and then my friend B came up with a brilliant idea. How about making chocolate bands? Like you know, dark bitter chocolate Marlyn Manson filled with rasberry jam for blood? Hm? I'm just drooling at the thought. Or chocolate caramel Rammstein or Led Zeppelin... or... or... Beatles? Gosh, I'd eat them all just to collect all of my favorite bands. I wish someone would make that. Personally, I'd love to have a little piece of heaven with chocolate jesus.
And then.. and then my friend B came up with a brilliant idea. How about making chocolate bands? Like you know, dark bitter chocolate Marlyn Manson filled with rasberry jam for blood? Hm? I'm just drooling at the thought. Or chocolate caramel Rammstein or Led Zeppelin... or... or... Beatles? Gosh, I'd eat them all just to collect all of my favorite bands. I wish someone would make that. Personally, I'd love to have a little piece of heaven with chocolate jesus.