My my, I don't get most of you people. Is it American custom to be a complete ass to your friends, or is it just the traditions of the select few? I am very confused. Do please enlighten the ignorant immigrant for I am to live in this barren land for the rest of my life, longing for the unattainable past. Is there rules to be the best jerk you can in school? Because by all means, I would try my hardest to conform, because rebellion is nonexistent ( yes, even black isn't rebel's color).

Anyway, I'm too tired to keep track of who's talking to whom and who is talking to no one. Care to make me a list I could post on my locker door?