[Ximitationxgoth]

Today was my mommies birthday. I'm glad she was born because sometimes she is the best person on the face of planet earth.

But here, I'd like to post a conversation so that I would remember it for the future.

Jade Landis: Mr.Bob...? =o.
No Name: Yes?
Jade Landis: Hi. =3.
Jade Landis: Michaela's being strange. >--->. She's telling me not to talk to you...
No Name: cause i think she was trying to hook us up or something )
No Name: or I could be wrong and sounding like a complete idiot
Jade Landis: XDD. Well, she seems really shocked... She keeps saying how surprised she is about something... x---x. Said it had to do with you, and that she didn't want me talking to you. x---x. Correction, "bothering you".
No Name: right, because she found out I'm not all the way a rainbow )
Jade Landis: =o. That's what she's so shocked about...? =\.
No Name: yup
Jade Landis: Well, that's kind of dumb, then. X---x. She was making this big deal about something, to me.
No Name: Right. It's funny now though
No Name: 'cause she doesn't believe me )
Jade Landis: XDDD. I think you'd know...
No Name: Well...
No Name: it's hard to convince someone who's not in your head
Jade Landis: Yeah, I know what you mean. =\. Now she won't shut up about it, though. x---x.
No Name: I know. She's trying to convince me to be gay
Jade Landis: Whyyyyy? xD.
No Name: That I don't know
No Name: but it's getting to be pretty entertaining
Jade Landis: XDDD. She able to give you any reasons?
No Name: says: gay guys are cool
Jade Landis: xDDD. Wtf? That... doesn't even have logic behind it...
No Name: Right
No Name: But she's getting all upset now.
No Name: poor thing
Jade Landis: Aw. D=. But it's over nothing..
No Name: Alas, there's nothing that we can do
No Name: it's all hormones
Jade Landis: Everything is hormones now-a-days, huh?
No Name: Yup. It's the safest explanation
No Name: so, are you still allowed to talk to me?
Jade Landis: Even if she told me not to, I would anyway. xD. I never listen to her..
Jade Landis: I shouldn't, anyway.
Jade Landis: With how much she calls me flamboyant and an asshole.
No Name: you're not flamboyant
No Name: I didn't even get the fact that you were gay until she told me that
Jade Landis: Ehhh... You haven't seen much of me... xD. I can get pretty... nghh.. Yeah. That's 'cause I've been well-behaved. xD. I'm very... touchy feely.
No Name: it's in style.
No Name: no guy can afford to be without feelings )
Jade Landis: No... I mean... =x... not feelings... xD.... but.. FEELING. With the hands...
Jade Landis: I'm perverted, on the inside, sadly.
No Name: hmmm... i can relate to that )
No Name: msot of my friends are pretty much porn addicts
Jade Landis: I think my laptop crashed 'cause of the bondage porn. xD. Sooo... I have yet to get it fixed.
No Name: that is the best )
No Name: though i'm more of a reader than anything
No Name: it's safer when parents come in crashing through the door with handguns
Jade Landis: Mmm, same. Especially with a little sister running around, I have to be more careful about it. Though she's seen my art, and it's not exactly clean version. =\.
No Name: ever since my mom caught me, i stopped doing art in that sense
No Name: but anyway, adult fan fiction has like the best easily accesible porn on the net
Jade Landis: I keep my sketch books hidden. =3. Do you like to draw, then?
Jade Landis: Ah, yes, I know.
Jade Landis: You know what's hard to find...?
Jade Landis: Gay bondage, specifically with asians.
Jade Landis: But I find bondage in text hard to find altogether.
No Name: there's a lot of straight bondage. it's like everywhere
Jade Landis: Michaela would probably get mad if she knew this is what we were talking about.... She thinks I corrupt her friends. Your art? -points to display picture-
No Name: No
No Name: A friend I knew from online diaries
No Name: the eyes before that were part of my art
Jade Landis: -nodnod- Well, that person is good, then.
No Name: Yeah, but I can't find him again
No Name: he fucking vanished into the thin air
No Name: damn russians..
Jade Landis: Psh. XD. Everyone I know is here in America, off to the west... except for one girl who's over in England.
Jade Landis: Ha-ha... nuthuggers, right.
Jade Landis: XD.
No Name: sorry
No Name: but I can't help but call them that
Jade Landis: I call them that as well.
No Name: yeah, like two years ago I knew a hell lot of people in europe
No Name: used to talk to this guy from UK and then a lot from Russia
Jade Landis: Like, everyone I know now is off in Arizona, California, Nevada... that kind of thing. WHile I'm stuck here in Florida..

No Name: are you doing early decision for any of your college choices?
No Name: it's such a drag.
Jade Landis: Nah. My parents are going to help me deal with it when I'm in my senior year... But, it'll probably be USF for me...
No Name: I want to leave my state
Jade Landis: I'd say whenever you get the chance, move down here. You'd be alot happier by the sounds of it..
No Name: right, probably
No Name: maybe I'd finally get the tan I've been dreaming about since last year
No Name: anyway, so about art..
Jade Landis: What kind do you like to do?
No Name: mostly fantasy
No Name: i'm big on dragons, werewolves and angels
No Name: and you?
Jade Landis: I'm big on demons and angels, and quite a bit of macabre... Blood fascinates me, so... I tend to incorperate violence into my drawings alot. But, I was stupid enough to the point where I used to do anime... but, that quickly stopped....
No Name: I do some anime... like realistic style
No Name: I love portraits though.. not very good at it, but I do it anyway
Jade Landis: Yeah. I know what you mean about the anime.
Jade Landis: I do portraits alot...
Jade Landis: I actually like to draw male faces, but that have that prettiness about them, rather than handsome, because I think the beauty sort of feels unnatural. =3.
Jade Landis: But I like drawing the female form, more, because I find it more elegant.
No Name: I know what you mean
No Name: though sometimes I just combine the features and make the male figures look more feminine
No Name: you know, add more curve to the hips and the make the proportion between shoulders and the hips less drastic
Jade Landis: Yes, I do that too. =3. I can't draw animals for crap, though.
No Name: i'm totally guilty for being in love with unicorns
No Name: i still draw horses.. every once in a while
Jade Landis: XDDD. Unicorns are awesome. And no matter what anyone says, it doesn't make you gay if you like unicorns. -sigh- Stupid people who think that. XD. I like angels and demons and elfs and faeries. 83.
Jade Landis: *elves
Jade Landis: Blah.
Jade Landis: Bad grammar, there.
No Name: Thanks. I usually keep the unicorn tid-bit as a horrible secret burried six feet deep
Jade Landis: XD. Well, it's not like I'm going to make fun of you or anything.
Jade Landis: I usually keep my liking for asians down low, to avoid being called a rice queen.
No Name: never heard of that before
No Name: guess one learns something new everyday
No Name: besides, some asians are just too adorable
Jade Landis: Ah, I know. xDD. I think it's because alot of their men look feminine, and I like that.
No Name: Damn straight. They have more sloping jaw line
Jade Landis: Exactly. And their skin... I like their skin alot. =3.
No Name: yup, it has a nice full color to it.. though there are some white asias
No Name: *asians
No Name: anyway..
Jade Landis: Yeah, but I'm pale, so... XD. I can't really complain about fair skin.
Jade Landis: Why do you like tan skin? =o.
No Name: cause I'm getting farmer's tan from tennis and I'd love to even it out
Jade Landis: I purposely try to stay pale.
No Name: i used to, but then my parents thought i might be on drugs )
Jade Landis: XDD. My grandmother checks my drawers for cocaine.
No Name: well.. i drink sometimes
No Name: but that's only in foreign contries
Jade Landis: I drink sometimes, and that's not in foreign countries. But it's in the privacy of my home.
No Name: nah, it's no fun at home
No Name: back in ukraine, we party all the way )
Jade Landis: Well, I wouldn't do it outside the house. xD. I'm too... well-kept. Parents are police...
No Name: right.. i forgot
No Name: you're the lucky son of a bitch that has cop parents )
Jade Landis: XDDDD.
No Name: besides, same here. when i told my parents i was drinking, they were horrified
Jade Landis: Hmm... It's not as you think it. xDD. Well, drinking is not nearly as bad as drugs...
No Name: yup. you can stop at any time and there are no serious side effects
No Name: except for the hang over and that's not ever fun
Jade Landis: -shakes head- My mom gets drunk off wine so easily, and I have no idea how. Wine does nothing to me.
No Name: i'm not much of a wine person, don't like the taste
Jade Landis: -shrug- I like sweeter wines... pink ones, and things like that... dessert wines...
No Name: I guess I'm more of a beer, coctail person
No Name: espeically drinks mixed with lime
No Name: anyway... enough about bad habits )
Jade Landis: Ah, haha. Michaela doesn't like it when I'm perverted. xD.
No Name: why?
No Name: you get the best conversations that way
Jade Landis: Well, she called our friend Spiky a love machine, and I said to him, "Hey Spiky... If you're a love machine does that mean I can... turn you on?" XDD. And it upset Michaela, I think. Ha-ha. That wasn't even bad compared to what I was doing to him earlier. XD.
No Name: that's not perverted
Jade Landis: Not really.
No Name: seriously, that's just cute
Jade Landis: XDDD. Wow. You're probably the first one to say that was cute.
No Name: dude, my friends come up with this shit everyday
Jade Landis: My don't. They're so uptight. -le sigh-
No Name: i remember it was someone's birthday and we had a fruit platter on the table and someone said, " Hey, your mom has great mellons."
Jade Landis: XDDDDD. I would've laughed so hard.
No Name: yeah.. i chocked on that mellon right there
No Name: by the way, why would you have up tight friends?
Jade Landis: Well, I live in this rather... "be perfect" community, and everyone is really anal about everything, and like. "-gasp- He said ass!" Sort of thing. -sigh- I hate it.
No Name: heh.. i bet i'd get my mouth washed with soup more than once then
No Name: quick question, is there such a thing as being too asian?
Jade Landis: I know I've felt like that. xDDD. Scoolddddiinnggg.... And for saying things you can hear on TV so easily...

Jade Landis: Hmm...
Jade Landis: Maybe...
Jade Landis: XD.
Jade Landis: Not on looks...
Jade Landis: But maybe being WAY too into the culture...
No Name: No, like jewelry wise )
No Name: sorry, about all these, I'm trying to convince another person that there is no such thing as being too asian to pull of a natural look )
Jade Landis: Psh... no, there is no such thing. x---x.
No Name: huzzah, so I was right after all -diabolical laughter-
Jade Landis: XDDD. You seem to be right quite a bit. =^-^=.
No Name: um...
No Name: back of cereal boxes?
Jade Landis: XDD. I don't cereal, sooooo.. XDD. I wouldn't know.
Jade Landis: -lives off bagels and tea-
Jade Landis: I wish I was right... x---x. At least once. xD.
No Name: that's easy
No Name: what's 2+2?
Jade Landis: 4. XD.
No Name: There you go.
Jade Landis: Ah, yeah, that's cute. XDDD.
Jade Landis: Makes me wanna hug you. xDDDD.
No Name: Um...
No Name: I'm not much of a hug person unless I'm at an emotional breakdown
Jade Landis: Most people are that way. ^^;;. So I'm used to it.
No Name: Yeah. It's really the age of the impersonal communication.
Jade Landis: -shrug- Like I said. I'm very touchy-feely, so I touching people and stuff. xD.
No Name: Hm, well, I guess that's good in a sense.
No Name: we need a human touch.. even to messaging
Jade Landis: *I like
Jade Landis: Bah... bad typing skills for me. ><. Yeahh... I just am real friendly. xD. Michaela's use to it.
No Name: Can't say Miki isn't real friendly either
No Name: I get imaginary hugs like every five minutes
Jade Landis: Yeah, she's very... touchy, as well.
Jade Landis: She's also demanding.
No Name: yup, she did make me her whore
No Name: though i was already taken by other people
Jade Landis: xDDD. Yeeahhh. I know how that feels. She's also my "wife".
No Name: Sorry about that. I usually wed people for the hell of it when they're argueing
Jade Landis: XD. Nice. When people are arguing... psshhh... I just stay out of it. xD.
No Name: I can't. I just love argueing too much
No Name: especially with catholics
No Name: they're fun to tease when you're a satanist )
Jade Landis: I don't really have a religion, but I agree with alot of things in the satanic bible. xD. I like arguing with jehovah witnesses...
No Name: can you explain to me what the hell that is?
Jade Landis: Well, my grandmother is that. xDD. For one, they believe that only a certain number of people will get into heaven...
Jade Landis: Second, they don't believe Jesus died on the cross...
Jade Landis: And they don't celebrate holidays.
Jade Landis: Which is why it's fun to talk about halloween in front of them.
No Name: i love halloween..
No Name: i just like dressing up in random costumes..
Jade Landis: I plan to be a mime this year. XDD. Just for the hell of it, since I have abunch of friends doing it. We were going to run around the neighborhood, scaring the crap out of people.
Jade Landis: Since we're too old for trick or treating sort of deal.
No Name: you're never too old for free candy
No Name: but I still don't know what I want to be for halloween
No Name: maybe i;ll go as gothic lollita.. but I don't school is gonna like that
Jade Landis: Ha-ha. xDD. You should anyway.
Jade Landis: I remember the year in middle school I dressed up like a girl for the first time, on halloween. xD. The next day, I wore another skirt, and people thought I was just trying to be funny.
No Name: as long as it wasn't skimpy
No Name: cause god knows those things are way too breathy for comfort
Jade Landis: No, I don't do skimpy... xD.
No Name: that makes one of us..
No Name: kidding, I do cross dressing only for anime conventions
No Name: and halloween.